Choader Boy

Let's go!

So you found someone new
Someone who doesn't eat glue
He's got a snake in his pants
And does that dumb dry-hump dance
He's got a really nice car
And spends his life at the bar
He's got a Chi Phi tattoo
So tell me, what's wrong with you?

You say that he's a smart guy
But he can't even read
You say that he likes music
But he listens to Creed

So tell me what's wrong with you
I'll tell you what's wrong with me too
I'll tell you everything about me
I can see right through you
I can see right through your new boy too
You know you cannot live without me

There's someone new in your life
But I don't think he's that bright
He thinks that Sasquatch exists
One time he drank his own piss
So you can say your happy now
That you've gone and dumped me
I think I'll sorely be missed
He looks like a date rapist

You say that he's a smart guy
But he can't even read
You say that he likes music
But he listens to Creed

So tell me what's wrong with you
I'll tell you what's wrong with me too
I'll tell you everything about me
I can see right through you
I can see right through your new boy too
You know you cannot live without me

So tell me what's wrong with you
I'll tell you what's wrong with me too
I'll tell you everything about me
I can see right through you
I can see right through your new boy too
You know you cannot live without me

So tell me what's wrong with you
I'll tell you what's wrong with me too
I'll tell you everything about me
I can see right through you
I can see right through your new boy too
You know you cannot live without me
I know you cannot live without me
You know you cannot live without me
My mom said you cannot live without me
Dewey knows you cannot live without me