Cell Phones Suck

You call me up everyday
Go away 'cause I don't know you now
We broke up, you said I'm gay
Go away 'cause I don't know you now
There are things in life that really make me nauseous
You're one of those

I'd rather have a rattlesnake on my nuts
With one fang through each testicle
Than spend one minute with you
And if you ever call my house anymore
I'll take your cell phone and shove it up your ass
Because you're a dumb whore

Your face is like a chimpanzee
I'll admit you got a problem, yeah
They have stuff for acne you remind me of hobgoblins yeah
There are things in life that really make me nauseous
You're one of those

I'd rather have a rattlesnake on my nuts
With one fang through each testicle
Than spend one minute with you
And if you ever call my house anymore
I'll take your cell phone and shove it up your ass
Because you're a dumb whore

I'll let you know I only dated you to piss off your boyfriend

I'd rather have a rattlesnake on my nuts
With one fang through each testicle
Than spend one minute with you
And if you ever call my house anymore
I'll take your cell phone and shove it up your ass
Because you're a dumb whore