Hinky Dinky

It's been a long day
Sacking groceries at the Hinky Dinky store
All the old ladies are mean
I don't want to do this anymore

But If I go home and tell my mom I don't have a job
I'll have to move into a trailer home
(And that's not cool)

Doesn't matter what you say
I'm not gonna listen anyway
Cuz Stevie Wonder's on the radio
Hide some cans on your eggs
Now I'm staring at your legs
Cuz you are a MILF and you're fucking hot

I try so fucking hard to break it on my own
And every time I try I end up all alone
I know exactly what it takes to be a man
But I will never reach that status sacking cans

Every day is exactly the same as today
Some shit never changes here

Doesn't matter what you say
I'm not gonna listen anyway
Can I get a price check on some beets? (16 bucks)
I showed up an hour late an now my manager's irate
He's the type of guy I'd like to kill

I try to live my life the Hinky Dinky way
But then I realized that's just fuckin gay
I know exactly what it takes to be a man
But I will never reach that status sacking cans

Every day is exactly the same as today
Some things never change around here
Every day is exactly the same as today
Some things never change 'round here

Paper or Plastic?