Left For Her

Well, there's a lot of reasons I don't wanna talk to you
And one of them is your new girlfriend
I didn't waste any time
When I found you like an idiot
I hope you make the same mistake
So here's to hoping
She breaks your will to live
And you sleep alone like me
Or maybe you'll pick up
The phone and try to call me
And I'll laugh as hard
As hard can be

Because you left me for a woman
And now you're getting fat
And I could not be happier that your hips are boomin'
And you're gettin' so fat
Oh, so fat

Now therе are times when I miss you
But I'm glad that I dissеd you
Before your growth spurt stopped
Now your cheeks are turning pinkish
And your tummy's turning piggish
You could roll around in slop
Now I'm no spring chicken
It's not my ego trippin'
But you need to quit all of your finger lickin'
You used to make fun of my gut
But now you've got a lot of your own
You've got a lot of guts

To leave me for a woman
And go and get so fat
Well, I could not be happier that your hips are boomin'
And you're gettin' so fat
Oh, so fat

You left me for a woman
And now you're getting fat
And I could not be happier that your hips are boomin'
And you're gettin' so fat
Oh, so fat

"About fucking time"