Mundane

[Verse 1]
It's six o' clock and I just broke my alarm clock
Impressions, who needs them? I got my caffeine
The field has been evacuated, how was I to play?
The jealousy of others is getting just a bit mundane

I was workin' my way through my twenties for a wage
But I'd rather come home to someone for a change
My self esteem made me snort a can of Raid
Neil Young was wrong, a man doesn't need a maid

[Chorus]
What he needs is someone with no damaged goods
Interchangeable moods so things never get borin'
And someone who'll laugh at his stupid jokes

[Verse 2]
It's 5pm and I'm in thе rush hour car
And I'm wonderin' why the stations all play commercials at thе same time
What am I rushin' home to if I don't even have cable?
Let alone someone to lay all my sarcasm on

A nice home-cooked meal is what I crave
And a back window for my car to keep out the rain
My self esteem made me snort a can of Raid
And I'm watchin' my youth drip like urine down the drain

[Chorus]
And what I need is someone with no damaged goods
Interchangeable moods so things never get borin'
And someone to laugh at my stupid jokes

[Bridge]
I was runnin' my way through my twenties for a wage
But I'd rather come home to someone for a change
My self esteem made me snort a can of Raid
And I'm watchin' my youth drip like urine down the drain

[Chorus]
And what I need is someone with no damaged goods
Interchangeable moods so things never get borin'
And someone to laugh at my stupid jokes
What I need is someone with no damaged goods
Interchangeable moods so things never get borin'
And someone to laugh at my stupid jokes