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“K-Mart Blues” is the twenty-third song on Screeching Weasel’s debut album. The tune was written by drummer, Steve Cheese, who worked at the department store, Kmart. The spoken word parts were done by Steve, and the singing parts were done by Ben Weasel. On the demo, Steve sings the entire thing. Th...
[Verse 1]
Good morning everybody
The company is red
0-6 is on call
It's 9:30, we're open!
[Chorus]
Kmart is the savings place
I'd like to punch the customers in the face
Get pissed off when it ain't priced right
'Cause the people who shop there ain't too bright
[Verse 2]
Attention Kmart shoppers! It is now 9:25 and we'll be closing in five minutes. We ask you to make your final selections and proceed to the front line and checkouts. Our store hours are 9:30 to 9:30 daily and 10 to 6 on Sunday. We'd like to thank you for shopping at your local Kmart, and get the fuck out
[Chorus]
Kmart is the savings place
I'd like to punch the customers in the face
Get pissed off when it ain't priced right
'Cause the people who shop there ain't too bright
K-Mart Blues was written by Steve Cheese & Ben Weasel.
K-Mart Blues was produced by Screeching Weasel & Phil Bonnet.
Screeching Weasel released K-Mart Blues on Thu Sep 10 1987.