Screeching Weasel
Screeching Weasel
Screeching Weasel
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“Jockpunk” is the twenty-second song on Screeching Weasel’s debut album. It was considered to be one of the biggest songs on the record. The spoken word part at the beginning references the popular punk band, Suicidal Tendencies. The lyrics deal with the aggressive people who came to punk shows at t...
[Intro]
BIFF: Hey Coach, you got my tickets for the Suicidal Tendencies show at Medusa's tonight?
COACH: Yeah, Biff. Do you remember the game plan?
BIFF: Sure! Me and the guys will use the T formation to take out as many punks as possible
COACH: That's right! Don't forget the quarter barrel. And remember, kick some ass!
[Chorus]
Gonna whip you
Whip you with a towel
Gonna whip you
Whip you with a towel
[Verse 1]
You don't know you look totally lame
You're a jockpunk, man, it's a fuckin' shame
[Chorus]
Gonna whip you
Whip you with a towel
Gonna whip you
Whip you with a towel
[Verse 2]
You're starting fights with people weaker than you
Come over here and I'll pound on you
Gonna whip you
[Chorus]
Gonna whip you
Whip you with a towel
Gonna whip you
Whip you with a towel
[Verse 3]
You have a fit if the music's too slow
Your momma's calling, so you better go
Gonna whip you
[Outro]
Whip you with a towel
Whip you with a towel
Whip you with a towel
Whip you with a towel
Jockpunk was written by Ben Weasel.
Jockpunk was produced by Screeching Weasel & Phil Bonnet.
Screeching Weasel released Jockpunk on Thu Sep 10 1987.