It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib

Have you been to the place where I've already gone?
Not even a hipster looks good with the brand new sneakers on
The spaceship, it goes round and round
The alien weirdos go up and down
We’re captured on a carousel of time
We can't return, we can only look behind

This guy Vlastimil is from outer space
He showed me a hairywaffle and he peeled off his face
So I confronted him yeah, yeah, bеfore he could hide
Hе looked nervous when he asked "Shoebox, want to go on a space ride?"
The space ship was pregnant, it had 42 wheels
There was a poster of Dick Van DykeMarinating Shaquille O'Neal
There was a QY –i, the one that I want
And in the back there was a Dinosaur BBQ restaurant

Have you been to the place where I’ve already gone?
Not even a hipster looks good with the brand new sneakers on
The spaceship, it goes round and round
The alien weirdos go up and down
We're captured on a carousel of time
We can't return, we can only look behind

"SPOON!" He said, he was visibly upset
He put down his napalm omelette and ejected the diskette
He said "The news is not good," and he turned green
There was a giant chinchilla heading toward us on the video screen
Don't worry yourselves, dudes, it turned out all right
I'm glad I didn't bring my styrofoam nipples that night

Have you been to the place where I've already gone?
Not even a hipster looks good with the brand new sneakers on
The spaceship, it goes round and round
The alien weirdos go up and down
We're captured on a carousel of time
We can’t return, we can only look behind

Never made yourself out of an object
A different way to be
Life’s shrouded [?]
[?] Middle of the sea

"Thanks Adam!"