I Wanna Poop In Diane Sawyer’s Mailbox

I Wanna Poop In Diane Sawyer's Mailbox
And not just cuz I want to hear it splatter
Let's see if she keeps that fake concerned expression
When she finds her mail adrift in fecal matter
I wanna poop in Diane Sawyer's mailbox
It's just something I feel I've got to do
And I'd leave a note that says “I've watched that 20/20 crap
“And I've listened to the endless shit you spew"
“So I figured that I'd give some back to you!”

I Wanna Poop In Diane Sawyer's Mailbox (In her mailbox)
I Wanna Poop In Diane Sawyer's Mailbox (In her mailbox)
I Wanna Poop In Diane Sawyer's Mailbox (In her mailbox)
I Wanna Poop In Diane Sawyer's Mailbox
No I don't!