Guy Harvey
Sienna Kelly
Jack Cashion & Georgia Riley & Hannah Thompson & Jacques Miché &
Guy Harvey
Tim Mahendran & Guy Harvey
Georgia Riley
Sienna Kelly
Guy Harvey
Guy Harvey & Jacques Miché & Tim Mahendran
Original West End Cast of 13
Jacques Miché & Tim Mahendran & Sienna Kelly & Hannah Thompson
Sienna Kelly
Guy Harvey
Jack Cashion & & &
Guy Harvey & Sienna Kelly
Georgia Riley & Lauren Ellington & Amara Okereke &
Tim Mahendran & Guy Harvey & Sienna Kelly
Guy Harvey & Lauren Ellington
Amara Okereke & & Lauren Ellington
[LUCY]
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her!
'Cause she says she saw Kendra and Evan at the mall
Standing face to face…
Laughing and talking and holding hands
And slurping all the way to
First base!
But everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her!
[MOLLY, spoken]
No way! Kendra and Evan?
[LUCY, spoken]
Yep
[MOLLY, spoken]
But what about Brett?
[LUCY, spoken]
I know, it's crazy! But really, really, really, don't say anything!
[MOLLY, spoken]
Of course not! I won't say a word!
[CHARLOTTE & CASSIE, spoken]
Y'ello?
[MOLLY, spoken]
Cassie?
[LUCY, spoken]
Charlotte!
[CASSIE & CHARLOTTE, spoken]
Yo!
[MOLLY]
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her!
'Cause I just heard that
She said she saw
Kendra and Evan
On their bikes
Havin' a little race
But everything Charlotte says is a lie!
You better not believe her!
[LUCY]
Everything Molly says is a lie
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie
Everything Molly says is a lie
You better not believe her!
She said she saw
Kendra and Evan
Molly saw Kendra in the park
Lettin' Evan get to second base!
You better not believe her!
[CASSIE, CHARLOTTE & MOLLY]
Holy Mack-a-roly, oh, it can't be true!
No, you can't repeat a single word I'm tellin' you!
And oh! Can you imagine what Brett would do
If he heard that kind of a rumour?
[MOLLY]
Everything Cassie says is a lie…
[CHARLOTTE]
Everything Molly says is a lie…
[CASSIE]
Everything Charlotte says is…
[ALL THREE]
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie!
[MOLLY]
Making up stories, I don't know why
[ALL THREE]
You better not believe her!
[CASSIE]
So don't say nothin'!
[CHARLOTTE]
But she just told me
[MOLLY]
She said she saw
[ALL THREE]
Kendra and Evan at the game
Then they vanished without a trace
Then she saw Kendra under the bleachers
Lettin' Evan get to...
Third base!
[ALL SEVEN]
Holy mack-a-roly, oh, it can't be true!
There's an awful lot of trouble they could get in to!
And oh! Can you imagine what Brett would do
If he heard that kind of a rumour?
[EDDIE]
Everything Kendra says is a lie!
It's a lie! It's a lie! It's a lie!
[MALCOLM]
Doin' the tongue with some other guy!
You better believe it!
[ALL]
'Cause he said she saw
She said she saw
She said he saw
Kendra and Evan at the mall
Kendra and Evan at the park
Kendra and Evan at the lake
Kendra and Evan at the movies
Kendra and Evan at the zoo
[LUCY]
And I just saw them
Right now!
It Can’t Be True was written by Jason Robert Brown.
It Can’t Be True was produced by Jason Robert Brown.
Georgia Riley released It Can’t Be True on Tue Dec 18 2012.