Head Of Septa, Nose Of Me

I know, I could've been dead
My nose swelled up to the size of my head
The fucking gate, man
Boy, it was half-lowered
So I did not see it, so I put my gear in forward

And the lights that came
Were like a flash of lightning in the storming rains
And I got up to a stranger's stare
I touched my finger to my nose to make sure it was still there

I want the head of SEPTA to come to my house
And kiss the nose of me 'til it feels better
I want the head of SEPTA to come to my house
And kiss the nose of me 'til it feels better

[Spoken]
The thing, it just came out and punched me

I went
Ha ha, no, it didn't make sense
Someone had tampered with the evidence
So I called the cops, and I filled out a report
Oh Mr. Big Butt SEPTA, I will see you in court

And the lights that came
Were like a flash of lightning in the pouring rain
So I got up to a stranger's stare
I touched my finger to my nose to make sure it was still there

I want the head of SEPTA to come to my house
And kiss the nose of me 'til it feels better
I want the head of SEPTA to come to my house
And kiss the nose of me 'til it feels better

I want the head of SEPTA to come to my house
And kiss the nose of me 'til it feels better
I want you, Mr. SEPTA
Yeah, you come to my house
And kiss the big fat nose of me 'til it feels better