Hats Off To Halford

When you think of a metalhead
Tell me, what comes to mind?
Well, maybe stone-washed jeans, a mullet
A guy who's evolutionarily one step behind
Well, when Rob Halford came out of the closet
It may have not been a big thing
Well, today we're one step closer
To hearing the metal dudes sing

"I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual"

Statistics say
Chances of being gay are more than one in ten
That means there is a forty percent chance
That one of the guys in Pantera likes men
Hey!
So I think its safe to say
That many more other metal guys are homosexual
That may frustrate the gay community
Why would they want the ugly metalheads available?

You
And those metal heads
They go to bed
Without dinner when they misbehave

See, I told you
Metal dudes are gay, too
And I haven't received the proof so far
That your sexuality determines the way you play guitar
Ooh, I'd love for everyone in heavy metal to be homosexual
If not only to make the Nazi fucking pricks in Slayer
A little uncomfortable