Atom and His Package (Rock Version)

[Spoken]
Adam: This next song is about us
[Drums start playing]
Adam: Stop, please
[Drums stop]
Adam: This song is about us as a band. Lobster Mobster
Audience Member: You have the fan on ya?

Here is the tale of the boy standing in front of you
Not one word is exaggerated, entirely true
A four square in chemistry, my agenda tonight
As we rock the house left and we rock the house right

I can't fly, I can’t dance
And I don't like any bands
Listen up, 'cause we’re Lobster Mobster
We are the rocking band
Where we want is where we go
We're always armed with burritos
Listen up, we're Lobster Mobster
We're the rocking-est band

I travel the world with my band that plays rock, man
And we rock ten times harder
Than your average sequencing one-man rock band
We're almost done, we're almost through
We hope to God we're not boring you
We often do the number two
We are the always often-pooping Jews

We can't fly, we can’t dance
And we don’t like any bands
Listen up, 'cause we’re Lobster Mobster
We're the rocking-est band
Where we want is where we go
We're always armed with a burrito
Listen up, we're Lobster Mobster
We’re the rocking band
Yeah, oh yeah

[Spoken]
All right, all of you put your hands together
Both of you
Yeah!

Well, I can't fly, we can't dance
And we don't like your band
Listen up, we're Lobster Mobster
We're the rocking-est band
Where we want is where we go
We're always armed with eight burritos
Listen up, we're Lobster Mobster
We're the rocking-est band

[Spoken]
Adam: Thanks