Female Mudwrestling

[Verse 1: Phranc]
When I walk down the street
It's right there in front of me
It's a great big poster on the telephone pole
And it says, "Female Mudwrestling"

[Refrain: Phranc]
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Female mudwrestling
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Female mudwrestling

[Verse 2: Phranc]
And when I turn on my TV
There's always a segment that offends me
And that's the one on female mudwrestling

[Refrain: Phranc]
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Female mudwrestling
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Female mudwrestling

[Verse 3: Phranc]
I'm not like Steven [?]
I don't like female mudwrestling
I'm not like Steven [?]
I don't like female mudwrestling

[Refrain: Phranc]
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Female mudwrestling
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Female mudwrestling
I don't like female mudwrestling

[Spoken: Phranc]
Alright audience, here comes your part
When I say, "I don't like female mudwrestling"
You say, "She doesn't like female mudwrestling"
Alright, let's try it

[Chorus: Phranc, Audience]
I don't like female mudwrestling
She doesn't like female mudwrestling
I don't like female mudwrestling
She doesn't like female mudwrestling
I don't like female mudwrestling
She doesn't like female mudwrestling
I don't like female mudwrestling

[Verse 4: Phranc]
'Cause it's stupid, it's embarrassing
I don't like female mudwrestling
It's stupid, it's embarrassing
I don't like female mudwrestling

[Chorus: Phranc, Audience]
She doesn't like female mudwrestling
I don't like female mudwrestling
She doesn't like female mudwrestling
I don't like female mudwrestling
She doesn't like female mudwrestling
I don't like female mudwrestling

[Outro: Phranc, Phranc and Audience]
Altogether, now
I don't like female mudwrestling
Down with Chippendales and all those types of places