Carolyn

[Verse 1]
Carolyn, I am crazy about you
'Cause no one I know has muscles like you
And no one is quite as handsome as you are
Oh Carolyn, I'm impressed by you

[Verse 2]
And Carolyn, you inspire me
'Cause I wanna be strong as you
And I wanna lift the same barbells you do
'Cause Carolyn, I wanna be strong like you

[Verse 3]
It's no small thing
I've got a crush on your hamstrings
I've got a crush on your everything

[Verse 4]
And Carolyn, my friends, they can't stand it
'Cause I go for a swim instead of a drink
And I've started to wear polyester
So I cannot blame them for what they think

[Verse 5]
Carolyn, you make me wanna be a gym teacher
You made mе question being a folksinger
But I don't want to wastе my life away
At the sidelines, in the bleachers

[Outro]
Carolyn, I am crazy about you
'Cause no one I know has muscles like you do
And no one is quite as wise as you are
Oh Carolyn, I've got a crush on you
Carolyn, I've got a crush on you