Ballad of the Dumb Hairdresser

[Verse 1]
The woman that I see
In the barbershop on the corner of my street
She's not stupid
She is no dumb cookie

[Chorus]
She's so much more
Than a dumb hairdresser
No, she is not
A dumb hairdresser

[Verse 2]
And just because she surrounds herself
With rat tail combs
You seem to think
That she has no intelligence

[Chorus]
Well, you're wrong
'Cause she is much more than a dumb hairdresser
She is in fact
A real smart barber

[Verse 3]
When I see all the bottles and jars and
Buzzers and dryers
It makes me realize
That it's not easy to be a good hairdresser
Takes time and talent, patience and skill
She must have nerves of steel

[Chorus]
'Cause she's much more
Than a dumb hairdresser
She's not
A dumb hairdresser

[Verse 1]
The woman that I see
In the barbershop on the corner of my street
She's not stupid
She is no dumb cookie

[Chorus]
She's so much more
Than a dumb hairdresser
She is in fact
A real smart barber