Caped Crusader

[Intro]
When Pope John Paul II was in Japan
He read a comic book there
About the life of St. Francis of Assisi
And said the Pope
"I think there should be
A comic book about me
So let's call up Stan Lee"

[Chorus]
And move over Captain America
Step aside Incredible Hulk
Make way for the Caped Crusader
The one they call The Pope

[Verse 1]
They hired a Roman Catholic artist and a Roman Catholic writer too
Every word and picture in this comic book is gonna be the truth
He was born in Poland, this comic book will tell
When the Nazis wеre invading and everything was goin' to Hеll
He was gonna be an actor then he became a priest
Even after he joined the clergy he wrote a couple plays

[Verse 2]
Wow, what a comic book
What a supreme pontifical release
Sixty-four full-color pages
Five hundred thousand copies
Wow, what a comic book
What a supreme pontifical release
Sixty-four full-color pages of infallibility

[Chorus]
So move over Captain America
Step aside Incredible Hulk
Make way for the Caped Crusader
The one they call The Pope
Move over Captain America
Step aside Incredible Hulk
Make way for the Caped Crusader
The one they call John Paul