Boys

Schaffer:
Yo, Kristybee! What up, son?
Kristybee!:
Yo, STD! What up, girl?
STD:
Let's do this!

STD: B-B-B-B-B-Boys will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys
STD: Will be boys, will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys, will be
STD: Makin' all of their noise
KB: Breakin' all of their toys
STD: Will be boys, will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys, all the b-boys
STD: Best Boys
KB: Big Boys
STD: Small Boys
KB: Ball Boys
STD: Tall Boys
KB: I'm callin' all boys
STD: Makin' all of their noise
KB: Breakin' all of their toys
STD: Boys
KB: Will be
STD: Boys
KB: Will be
STD: Boys
KB: Will be
STD: Boys

"No Girls Allowed" read the sign on your club house door
When you were like 9, now you're what 24, 34, 44, lordy lord
Sure, you've gotten older but you're still the little boy that you were before
Furthermore, it's worse because you feign to be progressive
But when challenged by a woman you get sexist and defensive
It's offensive how normally you would probably defend her
But when you're debating her you have to mention her gender
To remind her that in your eyes her chromosomes define her
A tired distinction that our society's assigned her
Even in your "geek scene" boys are such pricks
You're like "Yay we're all nerds! Well, the women are still chicks."
Dicks are all "Girls can't rap" and they might do
"Girls can't game," except for Tetris, right dude?"
That's why I fight you, to burst your balloon
You're just a bully, bro, a big, bald, bearded, buffoon!

STD: B-B-B-B-B-Boys will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys
STD: Will be boys, will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys, will be
STD: Makin' all of their noise
KB: Breakin' all of their toys
STD: Will be boys, will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys, all the b-boys
STD: Best Boys
KB: Big Boys
STD: Small Boys
KB: Ball Boys
STD: Tall Boys
KB: I'm callin' all boys
STD: Makin' all of their noise
KB: Breakin' all of their toys
STD: Boys
KB: Will be
STD: Boys
KB: Will be
STD: Boys
KB: Will be
STD: Boys

There's a storm coming little boy, batten down the hatches
Say I'm "good for a girl" one more time, see what happens
Cuz I got news for you, nerd dudes, about your sexist attitudes
And I got a whole crew, just finna plow through you fools
I used to play nicely, I used to stay quiet
But you believe you're right, now I can't stay silent
And hell hath no fury, like a riot grrl scorned
Oh my god, my gloves are off, I can't be stopped, you've been warned
I grow hotter under the collar at your lame attempts to holler
Assuming I'm just a play thing, some eye candy? Disgusting
You man-children destroying our once unified community
Well we can be nerds too, cuz nerds are human beings
R-E-S-P-E-C-T means a lot to me and STD
And if you're down with quality, Unh! Holler back at me!
Call 'em out when you see 'em cuz we don't love those scrubs
I'm staying on my warpath, 'til you boys grow the hell up

STD: B-B-B-B-B-Boys will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys
STD: Will be boys, will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys, will be
STD: Makin' all of their noise
KB: Breakin' all of their toys
STD: Will be boys, will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys, all the b-boys
STD: Best Boys
KB: Big Boys
STD: Small Boys
KB: Ball Boys
STD: Tall Boys
KB: I'm callin' all boys
STD: Makin' all of their noise
KB: Breakin' all of their toys
STD: Boys
KB: Will be
STD: Boys
KB: Will be
STD: Boys
KB: Will be
STD: Boys

KB: This goes out to the boys who just don't get it
STD: An equally alarming and upsetting percentage
KB: Those who chose belittling women's the simplest plan
STD: Well you are really the villain
STD & KB: Shut up little man!
KB: To the boys who hide anonymously behind their computer screens
STD: Self righteous, slut shaming, hating, are you kidding me?!
KB: We almost forgot the side-kicks and enablers
STD: As guilty in your silence, as your buddies mock and label her
KB: Do you fear they'll think you're soft if you're sympathetic, homey?
STD: You can bring change, don't be a sycophantic toadie
KB: To the boys who make jabs, in your tongue-in-cheek style
STD: You say "It's just a joke", well you sound just like a child
KB: Look, us girls aren't so weak, as a matter of fact
STD: They can play you in your own game and hit twice as hard back
KB: But we're past that, so we did this track
STD: To demonstrate the fact that
KB: This ain't anything girls can do
STD: That boys can do better
KB: We're here to set a new standard
STD & KB: We're in this together!

STD: B-B-B-B-B-Boys will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys
STD: Will be boys, will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys, will be
STD: Makin' all of their noise
KB: Breakin' all of their toys
STD: Will be boys, will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys, all the b-boys
STD: Best Boys
KB: Big Boys
STD: Small Boys
KB: Ball Boys
STD: Tall Boys
KB: I'm callin' all boys
STD: Makin' all of their noise
KB: Breakin' all of their toys
STD: Boys
KB: Will be
STD: Boys
KB: Will be
STD: Boys
KB: Will be
STD: Boys