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Schäffer: Ok, I can do this. It won't be like last time. This one will be different. Come on, man. Get it together. You can do this. You CAN do this—
Madame X: I hate to interrupt...
Schäffer: WHAT?!
Madame X: Would you like to have a seat?
Schäffer: How long have you been there?
Madame X: I've been here the whole time. This is my office, you came here for therapy
Schäffer: Right. I was just nervous because... I...
Madame X: Great, have a seat
Schäffer: Thank you
Madame X: So
Schäffer: So
Madame X: So...
Schäffer: So
Madame X: SO...
Schäffer: So... What?
Madame X: SO.....
Schäffer: A... needle pulling thread?
Madame X: So, what is your name?
Schäffer: Oh! It's Schäffer the Darklord
Madame X: Huh. Well, Mr. the Darklord...
Schäffer: Please, call me Schäffer. Mr. the Darklord is my fa...
Madame X: Your fathers name. You make that joke a lot, don't you?
Schäffer: No! ...Yes
Madame X: That's a good joke. I like that joke
Schäffer: Thanks! I mean you didn't laugh... so...
Madame X: No, it's great. So, Mr. the Darklord, why don't you try telling me your name again?
Schäffer: It's.. Mark Schäffer
Madame X: Very good, Mr. Schäffer. It's very brave of you to take this first step
Schäffer: I guess it is!
Madame X: That's mavelous. So, there's something troubling you
Schäffer: No
Madame X: No? Nothing is troubling you?
Schäffer: No, EVERYTHING is troubling me
Madame X: That must be very troubling
Schäffer: It really is!
Madame X: Well, where would you like to begin?
Schäffer: I guess... at the opening?
Madame X: I think you mean the beginning
Schäffer: Can we call it the opening?
Madame X: I don't see why not. Mr. Schäffer, the floor is yours. And please, take your time
Session part 1 was written by Schäffer the Darklord.
Session part 1 was produced by Schäffer the Darklord.
Schäffer the Darklord released Session part 1 on Mon Oct 07 2013.