Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord &
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord & & Jesse Dangerously & YTCracker & Coolzey & Adam WarRock & Dr. Awkward & MC Frontalot
Schäffer the Darklord
[Verse 1]
Well there's a sinking feeling creepin' in just under ceiling
You ain't seen it, but you feel it creeping, you feel it breathing
Upon the back of your neck it seems unseen is this demon
Well, believe me I have seen it, it is real and it is me and
[Hook 1]
I'm a Ghost, I'm a Ghost, I am a Ghost
I am an unwanted guest to an unwitted host
Ain't no superstition or good luck that will do
I'm a Ghost, now I'm gonna haunt the fuck out of you!
[Verse 2]
I'm in your house, now I'm in control of your shit
I go Oooooh! yeah I'm all moaning and shit
And the groans are growing louder at the end of your hall
I'm having sex with other ghosts we're knocking shit off your walls
We're all making the walls bleed, and watching you sleep
Throwing your stuff around, cutting holes in your sheets
Life will be divine with me inside you, yes you
Treat you like a vessel and possess you- Guess Who?
[Hook 2]
I'm a Ghost, I'm a Ghost, I am a Ghost
And I go BOO! Oooh- Did I scare you?
Cackles raise your hackles as I taunt you with screams
I am the goddamn ghost that's been haunting your dreams
I'm a Ghost, I'm a Ghost, I am a Ghost
And I go BOO! Oooh- Did I scare you?
Cackles raise your hackles as I taunt you with screams
I am the goddamn ghost that's been haunting your dreams
[Bridge 1]
In the night you will awaken
With a chill, shit's breakin'
Cold air- see your breath, shakin'
Take your medication
Chains draggin', doors slammin' there ain't a scarier sound
That's what you get, you silly shit, you built your house on a burial mound
[Verse 3]
The whisper of your name makes your blood go as cold as ice
Suck you through the TV like my homies did in Poltergeist
Say my name thrice and I am giving you the business
Me and three assistants are fucking up your Christmas
You aren't alone at home, no your apartment is haunted
If you can even see me dude, you must be Haley Joel Osment- I'm awesome
You heard of limbo? Cuz that's where I'm from
Behold the Destructor! The traveller has come
And I'm a spasm havin' phantasm, ectoplasm splatters
I ain't friendly dude, you've got me confused with Casper
And your skepticism isn't very good for your health
You don't believe in me? Soon you won't believe in yourself!
[Hook 3]
You'll be a Ghost, You'll be a Ghost, You'll be a Ghost
And you'll be dead- dude, you'll be totally dead
Oh Shoot! You won't have no legs you're floating around
You'll be a vapor that has risen from your grave underground
You'll be a Ghost, You'll be a Ghost, You'll be a Ghost
And you'll be dead- dude, you'll be totally dead
Oh Shoot! You won't have no legs you're floating around
You'll be a vapor that has risen from your grave underground
[Bridge 2]
Welcome to Ghost World, now you're a ghost too
Now we can hang out! High Five! Goes right through
Alright, stick with me I'll show you the ropes
I will school you on the finer points of being a ghost
[Verse 4]
So many scares to learn in so many ways
So many patterns to chase Pacman around a maze
You're like a zombie with no body, you don't eat any more
You can possess Whoopi Goldberg and do Demi Moore or
Hopfrog along the planes of living and ethereal
You and me can haunt a bowl of blue and fruity cereal
The living mind boggles with fear and dementia
Go get your night vision goggles, tell them Large Marge sent ya
I'm that certain je ne sais quoi you feel in the air
That reflection in the mirror that when you turn isn't there
I'm that high pitched tone, but no body else can hear it
I am the shadow in the sunshine - I am a spirit!
[Hook 2]
BOO! BOO! BOO! BOO!
Schäffer the Darklord released Boo! (I’m a Ghost!) on Mon Oct 07 2013.