Bowfinger

[Verse 1]
I try to rap but I don't wanna force it
I'm just a New York kid with a bleak disposition
And a really bored grin
I was good for like a week but it was really short lived
Now I'm blowing tons of hot air like a porpoise
Don't think I can make anymore hits
Even though I try my hardest, everything is morbid
Wish that I could find a way to trigger my endorphins
Even the Shark Tank sticklers would endorse this
I'm not in the mood to quit
Even though my voice is sounding dissonant and off pitch
What's another synonym? (Out of tune!)
Nevermind, it's time to check the dividends
It says the planet's better since I live in it, go figure (huh!)
My producer bros got the best kits
And they keep it together like Bowfinger, I don't need a script
Think I'm going off of it
Like donations off of Twitch
Like I'm Santa Clause I give the gift of this
And I don't need a script

[Chorus]
I don't give a damn about the rappers uptown
If you try to beef, I'll take you out now
You got the time it takes for the sun to go down
But after that, I'll reclaim my crown
I don't give a damn about the rappers uptown
If you try to beef, I'll take you out now
You got the time it takes for the sun to go down
But after that, I'll reclaim my crown

[Verse 2]
Syncopated and I know you hate it
If you want to prove better, check inside the affidavit
Raise another roof like construction crews
I got nothing to lose
Someone's mood is getting elevated from the tunes, dude (dude!)
Rude much? I am, and I don't do much
I'm not great, but I know that you suck, huh
And when it comes to the opinions of my fans
I don't think that I give two fuuuuuu... (seconds of my time!)

[Interlude]
Two seconds of my time to thinking about it (uh huh, yup, mhm)
That's what I was going to say
And I wouldn't say anything else in that space (definitely)
Nothing, at any point (Hate to berate 'em but I would say that I slay 'em, ha ha)
Sorry

[Verse 3]
If you got a problem, then please testify
And I might be split like a village of Teddy Hyde's, I'll
Set aside our differences as long as I like you initially
If not, then I'm at liberty to exclude you
Who's to go and say that this dude ain't great
Get the bands in my pockets, leave them there to marinate
Go ahead, tempt your fate
I don't care, to debate
I'm like a raider how I'm coming to invade, what?
Giving you additional information like pay stubs
I've been here to offer education from the day one
Say something 'bout my music, maybe paint it as a fad
I'll just laugh, 'cause you're right
And I'm sad (I am incredibly sad)

[Chorus]
I don't give a damn about the rappers uptown
If you try to beef, I'll take you out now
You got the time it takes for the sun to go down
But after that, I'll reclaim my crown
I don't give a damn about the rappers uptown
If you try to beef, I'll take you out now
You got the time it takes for the sun to go down
But after that, I'll reclaim my crown