Blue Shirt to Walmart

I knew I shouldn't'a bought a cell phone
Shoulda never gotten that sumbitch

I just wanna sit in my house
I just wanna drink my beer
But every time I sit down
I got somebody in my ear
It's like I wore a blue shirt to Walmart
'Cause everybody's tryna talk to me
My mother, my sister, my midget uncle Richard
Won't somebody just let me be
It's like I wore a blue shirt to Walmart (whaddya want?)
'Cause everybody's tryna put me to work
They're askin' for suggestions
Let me ask you a question
Do I look like a damn Walmart clerk (do I look like a Walmart clerk to you you sumbitch I can't take it)

I just want some peace and quiet
I just wanna watch the race
But everybody's making noise
From out the hole in front of their face

It's like I wore a blue shirt to Walmart
'Cause everybody wants help from me (can I help you?)
They're hootin', they're hollerin'
Wherever I go they're followin'
Man I'm not a Walmart employee (shoulda wore a different shirt man)

Well I just wanna go to the lake (go fishin', uh)
I just wanna take a nap
But every time I get in my truck (I'm tryna get up outta here man goddamn)
Man all I hear is yap yap yap

It's like I wore a blue shirt to Walmart
'Cause everybody's tryna talk to me (I'm dancin')
My mother, my sister, my midget uncle Richard
Won't somebody just let me be
It's like I wore a blue shirt to Walmart
And I just can't take it no more
Man I can't get no relaxation so I got an application
Now I'm workin' at the Walmart store

Well, can I help ya?