America, You’re All I Have Left

[Verse 1]
My woman done left me on the fourth of July
She'd said she'd found somebody new
He's a manager at the Denny's on route 301 in Waldorf
And he drives a little sissy boy Subaru
He's got an unlimited supply
Of moons over my hammy
And she just ain't been the same since
She's a hefty sumbitch, prolly 'round three hundred fifty pounds give or take
So she wasn't too hard to convince

[Chorus]
How could you do this to me?
You said we wouldn't part until death
Oh lord I love you America
'Cause America you're all I have left

[Verse 2]
I'd shucked all the corn
And fried all the twinkies
And we were 'bout fixin' ta eat
I had pork, I had chicken
I had squirrel, I had pigeon
A corn-u-fucking-copia of meat

Now normally she don't move around a whole, she spend most of her day on the couch. So that day when I saw her walkin' around the house being real active and shit something wasn't RIGHT

So I hope y'all enjoy them damn fireworks
Ain't gonna be none in my bedroom tonight

[Chorus]
How could you do this to me?
You said we wouldn't part until death
Oh lord I love you America
'Cause America you're all I have left

America you're all I have left