You Ain’t Gon Shit on Me

I used to have a job at an alligator farm in Florida
Riskin' my neck just to make minimum wage (fuckin' bullshit man)
The boss tried to tell me my paycheck was gonna be a little short that week (oh is it now?)
So I covered him in steak sauce and threw his ass into the cage

[Chorus]
Well
A bear gon' shit in the woods
A cow gon' shit in the grass
And the prettiest supermodel still gon' have a little shit slidin' out of her ass
Well you can shit wherever you want to (go for it man)
It's America, we're all free
But there's just one exception
'Cause you ain't gon' shit on me

[Kazoo solo]

Play that sumbitch man
Just like that

Comes a time in life man when you gotta stand up. You gotta stand up and be a man like a man gotta do once in a while, they gon' try to defecate, defecate direvtly onto your head and face... feet. But you gotta stand up like a man sometimes gotta do, ya know'm sayin'?

I used to work construction back when I lived in Georgia
I did plumbing work, electrical work, and various other kinds of tasks (insulation removal, tile, roofing work, demolition like I said)
The boss tried to tell me that a fixture I installed was faulty (never happened)
So I strangled him with measuring tape and told him "kiss my ass"

[Chorus]
Well
A bear gon' shit in the woods
A cow gon' shit in the grass
And the prettiest supermodel still gon' have a little shit slidin' out of her ass
Well you can shit wherever you want to (go for it man)
It's America, we're all free
But there's just one exception (what's that motherfucker?)
'Cause you ain't gon' shit on me

[Outro]
You goddamn right you ain't gon shit on me man, Ain't got shit on my ass, only thing gettin' shat on this motherfucker is your goddamn face you keep talkin' shit to me. I'm from America. The land of the free, where the home of the brave live at, ever heard of it? It's called being courageous, it's called kicking mo'fuckers in their face, ass, whatever part of their body they wanna be kicked in I don't give a goddamn sumbitch, well you ain't gon' shit on me