Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
But everybody’s getting along. I see that shit. I see it all around, blacks and whites don’t fight so much.
You know who don’t have no beef with anybody is Asian people. I see how ya’ll been doing. You all just lay in the cut. I’ll tell you, the only people Asian people beef with is other Asian people. Like if you call a Korean guy Chinese; I’ve done this, they’ll flip out.
“Hey! What makes you think I’m Chinese? I am Korean! Do I *look* Chinese?”
"Yes, motherfucker, you *do* look Chinese. That’s why I said it. It’s an accident, nigga. To the untrained eye, you *all* look Chinese to ME."
It’s a mistake. I’m not trying to offend you. *Some* people say all BLACK people look alike. We don’t get bent out of shape. We normally just call those people 'police,' okay?! Just learn to live with it. That’s all I can tell you.
Asians was written by Dave Chappelle.