He Kissed Me (Rock Version)

[STAGE BANTER]

ADAM: Hey, uh, we're Lobster Mobster. Thanks, both of you, for coming. Okay, it's a song about a boy who kissed me on the face

[SONG BEGINS]

It was New Year's Eve, and I was all but wary
And then my girl, she decided to smooch Mary
No one to smooch, I would not be caught dead
Then into the picture stepped my good friend Greg

He kissed me
Oh yeah, yeah, that guy kissed me
Uh-huh, yeah, he kissed me
Yeah, yeah, he kissed this guy

The countdown came, I then puckered up
But little did I know what was about to be up
3-2-1 came, he put his hands on my cheeks
And in came his tongue through my lips and my teeth

He kissed me
Whoo yeah, whoo, that guy kissed me
Uh-huh, yeah, he kissed me
Oh, it was very nice
Oh, that guy kissed this guy

I went, I took the bait
Because at 12 a.m. I had no date
The kiss was all right, but I've done better
It would have been nice, had it not been wetter

Oh, he kissed me
Mm-hmm, yeah, he kissed me
Oh yeah, that guy kissed me
Yeah, he kissed this guy

[SONG ENDS]

[STAGE BANTER]

ADAM: Uh, thanks. Thank you very much. Yes