You’re A Bunch Of Stuff

(Homer): You took a twenty-karat diamond
And made it gleam
Like a big spaghetti dinner
Smothered in whipped cream!
(Comic Book Guy): You're like X-Men number three
In a mylar bag
(Snake): You're a brand new muscle car
And all the wheels are mag
(Grandpa) You make me feel as young
As the blood I get from sheep
(Cpt. McCallister) You're like Jaquiline Bisset
In me favorite film The Deep
(Moe) You're sexy and exotic
Like a hooker from Belize
(Dr. Hibbert) Or a patient with insurance

Who's crawling with disease
(All) You're a sundae underneath two great big cherries!
(Marge) Keep in mind they're only tempora-a-ries!
(All) Still we'd like to say that we are very very
Glad to see you
(Mayor Quimby) And I decree you
The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven
(All) {gasp}
(Mayor Quimby) Dangerous criminals!
(All) Hooray!
(Homer) And they're all mine!