The Simpsons
The Simpsons
The Simpsons & Homer Simpson & Bart Simpson &
The Simpsons & Shawn Colvin
The Simpsons
The Simpsons
The Simpsons
The Simpsons
The Simpsons
The Simpsons
The Simpsons
The Simpsons & & & & & Chief Wiggum & Marge Simpson & Homer Simpson
The Simpsons & Marge Simpson & “Weird Al” Yankovic & Homer Simpson
The Simpsons & David Byrne
The Simpsons
The Simpsons
The Simpsons
The Simpsons & The B-52's
The Simpsons
The Simpsons
The Simpsons
The Simpsons & Lisa Simpson & Homer Simpson
The Simpsons
The Simpsons &
The Simpsons & Bart Simpson & Marge Simpson & Homer Simpson
The Simpsons & & Nancy Cartwright & Yeardley Smith & Dan Castellaneta
The Simpsons & Julie Kavner & Ricky Gervais
First appearing in a 2002 episode of The Simpsons entitled “Old Man and the Key,” this is a showtune with music by Alf Clausen and lyrics by Jon Vitti. Both are longtime associates of the series.
Remember the stars you loved yesterday?
Where did they go? Did they all pass away?
Was it drugs or a car crash
Or a face lift gone wrong?
No they're right here in Branson
And singing this song!
My name is Charo, I shake my maracas
Remember me, fool? I was BA Baracas
We're the performers you thought were dead
Like Bonnie Franklin and Adrian Zmed
Branson's the place we can always be found
They took Nick at Nite and made it a town
You can call me Ray or you can call me Jay
Just don't call me washed up, I do three shows a day
Charlie Callas doesn't sleep in the ground
Yes, I'm still alive and I'm making my sounds
Vup hi vup hala voop voop
So sit back, relax, and watch our revue!
In Soviet Union, revue watches you!