You All Look Alike To Me

They had other stuff they were teaching us, didn't make no sense
What does me knowing when George Washington crossed the Delaware
How’s that gonna help me in a brick fight in St. Louis?
That's my home, I always mention St. Louis—thank you very much, shorty
Damn, you like my wife
Of course, all y'all look alike to me
That’s what whites say, Black people all look alike
When in truth, it's them that all look alike
All y'all just white, don't forget it
Black people are all different colors
See, whites don't change 'til they steal something
"Male Caucasian, wanted for armed robbery, ruddy complexion, ruddy complexion"
Why is it when you steal something your skin gets bad?
It's prejudice, isn't it? Sure it is, damn right
’Cause Black people, you watch us come in a football game, track meet, all different colors
Black walnut, burnt almond, chocolate, chocolate mocha, pecan, vanilla, yellow, mellow, light, bright, and damn near white
Look around some time—oh, you laughin’, hell, all y'all look alike too
I like ugly women—you don’t have to beg ugly women
They just up and give you some
My last four wives been ugly—the one I got now beat all of 'em
Laugh out loud, honey, enjoy yourself
He brought you here, he knew I was gonna tell some stories like this
Believe in burning and looting, I don't believe in that
You hate somebody, sit behind them on the bus with a dart gun
And *poof*, you feel that prick in your neck, it's all over
That poison make a hippopotamus nip drippings
She having fun tonight, man—y’all married? Jesus
Did He have on sandals?