I Like Pork

Nigga asked me how could I eat pork
How can I eat it? What do you mean? Like he had never tasted it
"How can you eat that filthy swine?"
I said, "Knife and fork, hot sauce, greens, black eyed peas, candied sweet potatoes, cornbread, slice of raw onion, peach cobbler, and a diet light cola"
He said to me, "You resemble what you eat"

Guys out in the woods and they were squatting down in the bushes, you know, getting a little comfort
And a grizzly bear opened up the foliage *roar*
These two guys go, "Hey, man, hey look, there's a grizzly bear"
He said, "I see him"
He said, "Well, ain't you afraid?"
He said, "No, I ain't afraid"
He said, "Well, what you doin' wiping me?"