X-Mas Card

[Intro]
You sent a
Christmas card
To my
Parents
I get
Nothin'
I get
Nothin'

[Bridge]
You could have at least sent something mean
Sayin' how happy you have been
You could have at least sent something cruel
To cut out the guessin'

[Verse]
Had an
Evil plan
To send
You a
Collage
Of letters
That you wrote
I didn't

[Bridge]
I could have at least sent something mean
To show how pathetic I have been
I could have at least sent something cruel
To show how I miss you

[Outro]
Ooh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Ooh, oh oh
I've analyzed what this could mean
Only means just one thing
I've analyzed what this could mean
Only means just one thing