Funny Papers

[Chorus]
Don't laugh (Don't laugh)
The paper said
'Cause soon he'll be dead
Don't laugh (Don't laugh)
The paper said
'Cause soon he'll be dead

[Verse 1]
The paper said today
The band will in fact play
After cancelling their show (Woah)
The doctors had discovered
Deep down inside the drummer
A somewhat large malignant growth

[Bridge]
(Woah) It was testicular cancer
(Woah) The paper had all the answers
(Woah) They really seemed to have a ball
'Cause cancer's funny after all
Cancer's funny after all
Cancer's funny after all
Cancer's funny after

[Chorus]
Don't laugh (Don't laugh)
The paper said
That soon he'll be dead
Don't laugh (Don't laugh)
The paper said
That soon he'll be dead

[Verse 2]
The paper said today
They diagnosed too late
The prognosis seemed mighty slim (Woah)
But don't you think it's funny
Cause it's his balls and not his tummy?
Our prayers are with him

[Outro]
The paper said today