Neighbor

[Verse 1]
Tell me all about your neighbor
Tell me something I don't know
His chest is thicker
I don't have to measure
I know that it's bigger
I don't know about your neighbor

[Verse 2]
Please don't talk about your neighbor
I don't want to hear his name
He's built like a barrel
And his arms are large
And my arms are skinny
I really fear your neighbor

[Interlude]

[Verse 3]
He prob'ly owns a gun
But doesn't need it
He could squash me like a bug
And fix your car at the same time

[Bridge]
I just lost you to your neighbor
But I don't think that he's your type
He's always there and he makes you cook
And you never cook
Retrieve a beer for your new
Retrieve a beer for your new
Retrieve a beer for your new neighbor
Yeah

[Outro]
(Tell me all about your neighbor)
(Tell me something I don't know)
Where did I fall short?
(Tell me something I don't know)
When did you get so annoyed?
(Tell me something I don't know)
Where did I fall short?
(Tell me something I don't know)
When did you get so annoyed?
Where did I fall short?