Wrestlin’ Ain’t Fake

[Verse 1]
I stepped into that square ring
Waitin' for the bell to ding-a-ling
Meet my opponent in the middle of the mat
Don't shake hands with a dirty rat

[Chorus]
Wrestlin' ain't fake, if you don't believe it
Come get you some
Wrestlin' ain't fake, step in the ring
If not, no
Wrestlin' ain't fake, for goodness sake
Wrestlin' ain't fake

[Verse 2]
I swing him against the rope
He bounces back, punch him in the throat
He hits the ground, drop another elbow on his head
Wrestlin' ain't fake, is what I said

[Chorus]
Wrestlin' ain't fake, if you don't believe it
Come get you some
Wrestlin' ain't fake, step in the ring
If not, no
Wrestlin' ain't fake, for goodness sake
Wrestlin' ain't fake

[Verse 3]
Flyin' dropkick, feet in his face
Only one winner in this race
Punch him hard, knock him off his feet
Grab him around his neck, put him to sleep

[Chorus]
Wrestlin' ain't fake, if you don't believe it
Come get you some
Wrestlin' ain't fake, step in the ring
If not, no
Wrestlin' ain't fake, for goodness sake
Wrestlin' ain't fake

[Outro]
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!