Pokemon Go Gone

[Verse 1]
I grew up in the country
Cuttin' wood, buildin’ fence, and uh, such
Now I heard on the radio
There's a app for your phone called Pokemon Go
Made to get lazy-butt people off the couch

[Chorus]
Pokemon Go is just a fad
When it runs its course, you'll still feel bad
Sittin’ there, strokin' your phone, all alone

[Verse 2]
Yeah, that's right, I said it
Lazy-butt couch potato and uh, such
Now I hear it makes 'em mad
All I can say is too darn bad
You should move more than your thumbs

[Chorus]
Pokemon Go is just a fad
When it runs its course, you'll still feel bad
Sittin' there, strokin' your phone, all alone

[Verse 3]
This is for the adults
21, 55, or the such
Yeah, I know, to kids it's a treat
But the adults are called silly geeks
Get up, lazy-butt people, on your feet

[Chorus]
Pokemon Go is just a fad
When it runs its course, you’ll still feel bad
Sittin’ there, strokin' your phone, all alone

[Outro]
If you got Pokemon Go
No, you won’t like this song
I can't wait 'til it's known as Pokemon Gone
Now come on people! It’s just a joke! Don't be so sensitive! It's really a good game, I guess! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!