Bird Poopin’ on My Car

[Verse 1]
There's a bird that keeps poopin' on my car
Every time I wash it, don't get far
He flies over, drops another
Maybe I should keep my car undercover
There's a bird that keeps poopin' on my car
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

[Verse 2]
Got to do somethin' 'bout that bird
Rice will kill, is what I've heard
I'll get a bag, maybe two, strew it around
That bird will be through
There's a bird that keeps poopin' on my car
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

[Verse 3]
That bird won't eat all that rice
Dealin' with the bird, that ain't just nice
I'll get a gun, shoot him down
Dig a hole, put him in the ground
There's a bird that keeps poopin' on my car
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

[Verse 4]
That bird's too fast for my shootin'
I'll keep firin', he keeps on poopin'
I'll get a cat, set him free
'Cause a cat is a bird's enemy
But now that bird is poopin' on my cat
Hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Outro]
Oh well! At least he ain't poopin' on my car!
Hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!