Cuttin’ My Toenails

[Verse 1]
They are tough, they are long
They are yellow, they are stained
They live up to their name
My toenails are insane

[Chorus]
Time to cut my toenails, it's quite a chore
Time to cut my toenails, leave 'em on the floor
Time to cut my toenails, you do the same
But cuttin' my toenails ain't a children's game

[Verse 2]
They are thick, they are wide
They do stink, only inside
They poke through all my socks
My toenails are on Botox

[Chorus]
Time to cut my toenails, it's quite a chore
Time to cut my toenails, leave 'em on the floor
Time to cut my toenails, you do the same
But cuttin' my toenails ain't a children's game

[Verse 3]
They are wild, they are mean
They are gross, you should say
They run amok in my shoes
My toenails, oh pew-wee!

[Chorus]
Time to cut my toenails, it's quite a chore
Time to cut my toenails, leave 'em on the floor
Time to cut my toenails, you do the same
But cuttin' my toenails ain't a children's game

[Outro]
Oh by the way, I'm not as fortunate as some people. My feet don't smell like vanilla cake mix! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!