Why Not Wii U?

There's a small shiny box from Nintendo!
And it’s $300 brand new! (That's pretty affordable!)
If you love online play, and hate Friend Codes, (I kinda do…)
Then take a second: ask yourself, "Why not Wii U?"

“I heard the gamepad has rechargeable batteries!”
“You betcha!”
“And it's backwards compatible?”
“Sure is!”
“And it can make you coffee, change your pants, and fly?”
“... All at the same time!”
“I think he was joking…”
“Could be an upgrade!”

It’s got 8 Gigabytes / Double screens
Basic disk space, / means fun on the go!
Or invest / Play from bed!
In Deluxe / In the bath!
For 32! / It's true!
(“Now that sounds great!”)

It's got NFC, / It's got microphones
Plus HD graphics! / And gyroscopes!
So go on, ask yourself again / So go on! Choose
"Why not”-
Wii U? / Wii U!

‘Cause you'll play
Batman and Rayman / Touch screen, WiiWare!
And Pikmin, Assassins, / e-Shop games are
Call of Duty, Ninja Gaiden / Just some features
Too! / I can name!
(And ZombieU!)

NintendoLand is pretty dope, / Miiverse, Camera
Or stick with Super Mario / Rumble pad!
And plus, third party support's
Stealing the show! / Been pretty rad! / A major coup!

It's the gaming machine / It's renowned! It’s esteemed!
Of the ages! / It’s impressive!
(It's stupendous!)
It’s a triumph of tech, / It's got accolades
Say reviews! / Out the wazoo!
(That's true!)

Pass up PS3! / It's my professional advocation
Turn down 360! / that you skip on PlayStation!
Why not / If you / (I will)
Adopt Wii U!
“I’ll take one!”