Bad to the Boon

There's a certain wicked chimp, with a spaceship and a blimp!
He's one bad mother! No other compares!
And unlike monkeys trapped in balls, he towers half a meter tall!
He looks quite dashing, with smashing permed hair!

He's undeniably great!
The most advanced and purely evil primate!
And my lovely bride can't help but swoon-
I'm Bad to the Boon! chuckles

Best keep your distance, 'cause forms of restistance are moot!
Puzzles and mazes arе fine hiding places for fruit!
(Yours, specifically!)
You may feel a bit forlorn
But I'vе a wedding to perform
So just get cozy, you nosy balled boobs!
I've got nothing left to say
Except we're gathered here today
'Cause darling MeeMee completes me - it's true!

We've exchanged our wedding vows-
MeeMee, do you take me now
To be your lawfully wedded
Awfully dreaded Bad-Boon?