“Why Don’t You Get a Bigger Set of Tits?”

[Verse 1]
Kerry, dear, I importune you
Be not so distant, nor so cold
A woman scorned might, as you do
Such a frosty gaze for so long hold
But I am your true devotee
Who nightly, always, sees your face
Could you gaze so when you see me?
Does not my self that look erase?
"Women", men say, "just can't trust her"
In smoky bars, men call, "Her shout"
Four pots later, one will mutter
"Can't live with 'em, can't live without"

[Chorus]
Can't live without
Can't live without
Can't live without
Can't live without
Can't live without
Can't live without
Can't live without
Can't live without
Can't live without
Can't live

[Verse 2]
Kerry, dear, I know this doctrine
Heard in change rooms, crude and loose
"Fellas, I gave her God's own juice"
Surely, dear, you can't believe me
Such a one as these brutish men?
They know of girls, but can't you see
They know not thus of real women?
Yet so unmoving, still you sit
Dimpled chin, a noble lion
Pausing to note with green felt tip
Oh, my flame: Kerry O'Brien
Kerry, dear, there is no other
Who I could ever compare
Hear my plea, oh, distant lover
I'm yours forever

[Chorus]
I'm yours forever
I'm yours forever
I'm yours forever
I'm yours forever
I'm yours forever
I'm yours forever
I'm yours forever
I'm yours forever
I'm yours forever
I'm yours forever