Don’t Burn ’Em All J.D.

[Spoken Intro]
Good morning, J.D., here are those cast projections
Excuse me, J.D., these are the monthly figures
Excuse me, J.D,. uh, these are those failed projections you wanted
Excuse me, J.D., your [?]
Oh, J.D., the board called, they said they like it
Oh, excuse me, J.D., these are the July media scripts

[Verse 1]
Some their head 'cause they're too heavy
And some 'cause they're too light
The ending is okay
But the narrator's not quite right
How hard to write some simple prose?
No need for plexity
But if you've done it once or twice
Don't burn 'em all, J.D

[Chorus]
Don't burn 'em all, J.D
Kick a few onto me
You're trying desperately
Don't burn 'em all, J.D
Don't burn 'em all, J.D
Your hard work don't come for free
Don't burn 'em all, J.D

[Verse 2]
I've got to tell you though with shame
That Cormack McCarthy
I didn't understand a word
My fault undoubtedly
The New York Times review of books
Would just sniff snootily
But if you've got some on your shelf

[Refrain]
Don't burn 'em all, J.D
Don't burn 'em all, J.D
Don't burn 'em all, J.D
Don't burn 'em all, J.D

[Spoken Bridge]
[?]

[Verse 3]
Published under 'Salinger'
Or psuedononymously
We'll make you put away that match
Held lit near your stories
Buy one, buy two, who knows?
They're gone for all eternity
Don't burn 'em all, don't burn 'em all

[Chorus]
Don't burn 'em all, J.D
Kick a few onto me
You're trying desperately
Don't burn 'em all, J.D
Don't burn 'em all, J.D
Your hard work don't come for free
Don't burn 'em all, J.D

[Instrumental Break]

[Refrain]
Don't burn 'em all, J.D
Don't burn 'em all, J.D
Don't burn 'em all, J.D
Don't burn 'em all, J.D