Piss In My Pocket

[Spoken Intro]
Oh, baby, please, baby
Oh, baby
Oh, baby
Do it to me that way

[Verse 1]
My girlfriend decided to leave me
She said, "It's not you, it's me"
Is there something wrong with me?
She said, "It's not you, it's me"
I thought it was all about empathy
Understanding your partner's needs
I thought there was no 'I' in team
But now I see

[Chorus]
Well, I got piss in my pocket (Oh, baby)
It's not you, it's me (Oh, well)
Yeah, I got piss in my pocket, baby
It's not you, it's me (Oh, baby, do it to me that way)

[Verse 2]
A skinny girl comes on my TV
Singing, "It's not you, it's me"
She says, "How can I deal with you
When I have to deal with me?"
What's the Alanis philosophy?
Why does Jewel write poetry?
It's the motto of the record industry
They all agree

[Chorus]
Well, I got piss in my pocket (Oh, baby)
It's not you, it's me (Oh, well)
Yeah, I got piss in my pocket, baby
It's not you, it's me (Do it that way, that way)

[Interlude]
Oh, well
H-H-H-H-Heaps all over me

[Verse 3]
Young kids come down assembly
Saying, "It's not you, it's me"
Jesus said to the wise man, free
"It's not you, it's me"
What's the goverment's policy?
What's behind the GST?
What did the Grotto Tower mean? (Yes)
Why does McDonald's give to charity? (Yes)
Why won't Johnny say sorry? (Yes)
They all agree

[Chorus]
Well, I got piss in my pocket (Oh, baby)
It's not you, it's me (Oh, well)
Yeah, I got piss in my pocket, baby
It's not you, it's me (Heaps all over, heaps all over, heaps all over)

[Outro]
It's not you, it's me
It's not you, it's me
It's not you, it's me
It's not you, it's me
It's not you, it's me
It's not you, it's me
It's not you, it's me
It's not you, it's me
It's not you, it's me
It's not you, it's me
It's not you, it's me