Where, Oh Werewolf

[Servo]
Hey Susie, what's the matter?

[Crow]
Yeah, Susie. What's wrong?

[Mike]
Oh, nothing. I guess.

[Servo]
Come on, Susie! You can tell us!

[Crow]
Yeah!

[Mike]
Gee, I don't know, girls. Well…okay, it's like this…

[Bots]
Uh-huh…

[Mike]
You know Steve?

[Bots]
UH-HUHHH!

[Mike]
Steve's a werewolf, but he's my guy
He's different from the rest, I don't know why
But my mother and pop, they disapprove
But no one can stop us, for it's true lo-ove.

[Bots]
Huh?

[Mike]
Well, I had to rhyme the two words…

[Servo]
Ah, okay.

[Crow]
Sure, sing.

[Servo]
Got it. Got it. Go ahead.

[Mike]
Where, oh werewolf
I've looked everywhere, wolf
Where, oh where
Where is my werewolf?

Listen up, girls.

Late one night, we drove in his car
To Makeout Point, it wasn't that far

[Servo]
Take the Hiawatha exit, left at the first stop sign.

[Mike]
Well, whose story is this, Carol?

[Servo]
Sorry! Heh heh heh heh!

[Mike]
The moon was full, he pulled me close
I held his paw and I touched his cold nose

[Crow]
That means he's healthy! Hee hee!

[Mike]
But just then his hairy paws caused the wheel to slide!
I screamed! Too late! We hit a tree! He died!

[Bots]
Gee, that's too bad, Susie!

[Mike]
Where, oh werewolf
I've looked everywhere, wolf
Where, oh where
Oh where, oh where, oh where
Is my werewolf?

[Crow]
Werewolf!