Air On A Delta Knight

[Verse 1]

I sing of the glorious Delta Knights They live in Europe somewhere I sing of the glorious Delta Knights With Archimedes they eat their Wheaties They live in Europe somewhere I sing of the glorious Delta Knights And look pretty good in And look pretty good in And look pretty good in
They're kind of afraid to go out at night Fake hair Fake hair Fake hair They don't get historical facts just right Fake hair Fake hair Fake hair They hike up their codpieces really tight Good in fake hair! Fake hair Fake hair They look pretty good in They look pretty good in Fake hair Fake hair They look pretty good in fake hair! They look pretty good in fake hair!
[Verse 2]

A sweet delta lady am I, am I More fair than the stars in the sky A sweet delta lady am I, am I I'm bold and bawdy, and oh, my lordy More fair than the stars in the sky A sweet delta lady am I, am I I'm proud to declare I'm proud to declare I'm proud to declare
A sweet delta lady, I do what I please I like pie I like pie I like pie I'm strong and I'm savvy and I've got these! I like pie, declare that I like pie I like pie I like pie I love to sing out, "Don't forget the cheese!" I like pie, declare that I like pie I like pie I like pie I'm proud to declare I I'm proud to declare I Like pie! Like pie! I'm proud to declare I like pie, like pie I'm proud to declare I like pie, like pie
[Outro]
Oh, I love to mush me buckles in me missus' pigeon pie
I love to pop me mushy out and let the bullets fly!
But most of all I love to take me scribbler by the hand,
And diddly-die me jacksies and me vicars they be grand!

I love to take me pencil out and scribe into the snow,
A couple-a dozen limericks as dirty as I know! (Not that one!)