1998 Summer Blockbuster Review Theme

[Servo]
Kiss your self goodbye!
A meteor's a-fallin' down from the sky!

[Mike]
Twice!

[Crow]
Say goodbye to life!

[Mike]
See ya!

[Crow]
A crazy guy is after you now with his big knife!

[Mike]
It's the end of the summer as we know it!

[Servo]
and the movies that they show it!

[Mike]
2... 3... 4... and go now

[Servo]
Gave us lots of fears!

[Crow]
and really hurt our ears

[Mike]
Scary pictures of war, and a Bruce Willis playin' on a meteor!

[Servo]
and conspiracies from space and Matt Damon's big face!

[Crow]
and a being murdered by a nut and, uh, Jim Carrey's butt!

[Servo]
So if you wanna know what's true, sugar!

[Crow and Servo]
It's the Mystery Science Theater 3000

[Mike]
Summer!

[Crow and Servo]
Blockbuster Review!

[Mike]
Yeah, oh yeah!