1998 Academy Of Robots Choice Awards Special

[Servo]
How will Gloria Stuart get to the Oscars this year?
Will Minnie Driver, or Greg Kinnear?
Or will she carpool with Robert Duvall?

[Crow]
Will Burt Reynolds wear his grey toupée?
Can Julianne Moore keep her pants all day?
It get awfully hot in that hall

[All]
It's Oscar time in Hollywood

[Servo]
Helena Bonham Carter's up the wazoo

[Crow]
Of these mutton chops, Sir Anthony

[Servo]
Check out Dustin Hoffman's new 'do

[Crow]
(say!)

[Crow]
That Robin Williams as Judd Hirsch

[Servo]
Judy Dench as Downtown Julie Brown

[Crow]
But most of all, there's-a nominee-for-best-animated-short-film
La vieille dame et les pigeons

[Servo]
What itch, I'm sorry!

[All]
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