Andrew Lippa
Andrew Lippa & Adam Riegler & Jackie Hoffman & Krysta Rodriguez & Kevin Chamberlin & Bebe Neuwirth & Nathan Lane
Andrew Lippa & Krysta Rodriguez
Andrew Lippa & Bebe Neuwirth & Nathan Lane
Andrew Lippa & Carolee Carmello & Terrence Mann & Wesley Taylor & Bebe Neuwirth & Kevin Chamberlin & Nathan Lane & Krysta Rodriguez
Nathan Lane
Adam Riegler
Nathan Lane & Adam Riegler & Krysta Rodriguez & Carolee Carmello & Terrence Mann & Bebe Neuwirth & Kevin Chamberlin
Carolee Carmello
Nathan Lane & Nathan Lane & Terrence Mann & Wesley Taylor & Krysta Rodriguez
Bebe Neuwirth
Kevin Chamberlin
Nathan Lane
Andrew Lippa & Wesley Taylor & Krysta Rodriguez
Andrew Lippa & Kevin Chamberlin & Nathan Lane & Terrence Mann
Jackie Hoffman & Kevin Chamberlin & Nathan Lane
Terrence Mann & Terrence Mann & Carolee Carmello
Nathan Lane & Bebe Neuwirth
Andrew Lippa
Zachary James (Broadway) & Krysta Rodriguez & Bebe Neuwirth & Nathan Lane
In this song, Morticia and Gomez wonder how they could have let Wednesday turn out so different from how they planned. They start to plot on ways to save her while you see normal Mom and Dad behavior coming from the both of them.
[MORTICIA, spoken]
She's perky
[GOMEZ, spoken]
She's bubbly
[MORTICIA, spoken]
She's optimistic
[GOMEZ, spoken]
Where did we go wrong?
[MORTICIA]
We taught her to hunt
[GOMEZ]
We taught her to aim
[MORTICIA]
We gave her a bow
[GOMEZ]
We gave her no shame
[MORTICIA]
We gave what we had
[GOMEZ]
Made sure she was bad
[BOTH]
Did all that we could to keep her sad
[GOMEZ]
We told her to stay away from modern jazz
[MORTICIA]
We gave her that week long trip to Alcatraz
[GOMEZ]
We promised she'd be equipped
[BOTH]
And filled her crypt with woe
What'd we know?
[GOMEZ]
We took her to funerals in the morning mist
[MORTICIA]
We took her to slaughter houses
[GOMEZ]
Schindler's list
[MORTICIA]
We taught her to scowl and sneer and domineer
[GOMEZ]
On cue
[BOTH]
So, what did we do?
Where did we go wrong?
[GOMEZ, spoken]
Are we good parents?
[BOTH]
Where did we go wrong?
[MORTICIA, spoken]
Are we cliché?
[BOTH]
Somewhere in between
Guilt and guillotine
We forgot to notice that our daughter lost her way
Where did we go wrong?
[MORTICIA]
And can we fix this?
[GOMEZ]
Maybe it's a passing phase
[BOTH]
But if she's going wrong
Then what will change her ways?
[GOMEZ, spoken]
That's it! We cancel the dinner, bolt the doors!
[MORTICIA, spoken]
We'll circle the wagons
[GOMEZ, spoken]
And give these "goody-licious" Beinekes the boot!
[MORTICIA]
We must intervene
[GOMEZ]
We shouldn't delay
[MORTICIA]
She's barely eighteen
[GOMEZ]
So what do we say?
[MORTICIA]
We know the occult
[GOMEZ]
That's certainly true
[MORTICIA]
We're to consult
[GOMEZ]
Morticia, with you
[MORTICIA]
So why all the fuss?
[GOMEZ]
My darling, discuss
[MORTICIA]
She needs only us
[GOMEZ]
It's us, only us
[MORTICIA]
We've always been there for her
To swear for her
[GOMEZ]
Discourage dental care for her
[BOTH]
Do well for her
Excel for her
Make home a living hell for her
So, "Where did we go wrong?"
Is not the question
Resolute and strong
Is our next move
[GOMEZ]
We'll tell her today
[MORTICIA]
Do what we say
[BOTH]
Send all the Beinekes back to the fray
Turn them away at first sight
And that's where we'll go right
(spoken)
No dinner tonight!
Where Did We Go Wrong? was written by Andrew Lippa.
Where Did We Go Wrong? was produced by Andrew Lippa.
Andrew Lippa released Where Did We Go Wrong? on Tue Jun 08 2010.