Andrew Lippa
Andrew Lippa & Adam Riegler & Jackie Hoffman & Krysta Rodriguez & Kevin Chamberlin & Bebe Neuwirth & Nathan Lane
Andrew Lippa & Krysta Rodriguez
Andrew Lippa & Bebe Neuwirth & Nathan Lane
Andrew Lippa & Carolee Carmello & Terrence Mann & Wesley Taylor & Bebe Neuwirth & Kevin Chamberlin & Nathan Lane & Krysta Rodriguez
Nathan Lane
Adam Riegler
Nathan Lane & Adam Riegler & Krysta Rodriguez & Carolee Carmello & Terrence Mann & Bebe Neuwirth & Kevin Chamberlin
Carolee Carmello
Nathan Lane & Nathan Lane & Terrence Mann & Wesley Taylor & Krysta Rodriguez
Bebe Neuwirth
Kevin Chamberlin
Nathan Lane
Andrew Lippa & Wesley Taylor & Krysta Rodriguez
Andrew Lippa & Kevin Chamberlin & Nathan Lane & Terrence Mann
Jackie Hoffman & Kevin Chamberlin & Nathan Lane
Terrence Mann & Terrence Mann & Carolee Carmello
Nathan Lane & Bebe Neuwirth
Andrew Lippa
Zachary James (Broadway) & Krysta Rodriguez & Bebe Neuwirth & Nathan Lane
Pugsley worries if Wednesday’s relationship with Lucas means the end of her torturing him. After learning from Grandma about a potion that brings out a person’s dark nature, Pugsley steals it and plans to slip it to Wednesday during “the game”.
[PUGSLEY]
What if she never tortures me anymore?
How would I manage?
What if she never nails my tongue
To the bathroom floor?
What if she walks away
Leaving me a-ok
Hiding each power tool
Why would she be so cruel?
I could stab my arm myself
Could rip my tonsils out
Could set my hair aflame
I could spray my eyes with mace
But face the fact, without her
It wouldn't be the same
[PUGSLEY, spoken]
Grandma, what if there was this girl who met this person and they're gonna run away and live alone and eat apples
What would you give her?
[GRANDMA, spoken]
Nothing. She's your sister. Be happy for her
[PUGSLEY, spoken]
But what if she doesn't get rid of him? What if all the good times are already behind me?
[GRANDMA, spoken]
That's life, kid. You lose the thing you love
[PUGSLEY]
Wednesday will drink and then
She'll be herself again
Lucas will leave her be
So she can torture me
Just like she always did
'Til then, I'm just a strange, fat kid
What If? was written by Andrew Lippa.
What If? was produced by Andrew Lippa.
Adam Riegler released What If? on Tue Jun 08 2010.