Full Disclosure

GOMEZ:
This is the sacred chalice
From Addams families past
Firm in my digitalis
Held fast
Die-cast!
Here, in this sweet libation
Salvation resides
Feel the sweet sensation
Revelation provides

Full disclosure
It's a game that we play
Let your darkest secrets
Give you away
Face your demons
And then happily say
I'm playing full disclosure
With all these crazy happy people

COMPANY:
Full disclosure

GOMEZ:
It's a hell of a thing
Once a favorite
Of the late Deng Xiaoping
Doesn't matter
If you're right or left wing
He loved his full disclosure!

COMPANY:
Disclosure, full disclosure, full disclosure
Disclosure, full disclosure, full disclosure

FESTER (spoken):
Oooh! Oooh!

MORTICIA (spoken):
Let's hear from Fester. The chalice!

FESTER (spoken):
I am in love!

MORTICIA (spoken):
In love!

GOMEZ (spoken):
Fester!

FESTER (spoken):
You're probably thinking, what could a fat bald person of no specific sexuality know about love? But I, too, am in love. Fester loves!

MORTICIA (spoken):
Who is it, Fester?

FESTER (spoken):
The moon! Full disclosure!

COMPANY:
Full disclosure

FESTER:
Just embrace it and swoon!

COMPANY:
Embrace and swoon

FESTER:
Fall from grace or fall in love with the moon

COMPANY:
He loves that moon

FESTER:
Close your sermon with a signature tune

COMPANY:
And call it full disclosure

ALICE (spoken):
Well, wasn't that interesting?

MAL (spoken):
Alice, it's late. (to the Addams) Thank you for a very instructive evening--

WEDNESDAY (spoken):
No! It's my turn

LUCAS (spoken):
Wednesday...

GOMEZ (spoken):
Excellent! Wednesday has a full disclosure! The chalice!

PUGLSEY:
Yes!
Now, with a dash of potion
My sister blows her cool
Hopefully in slow-motion
She'll drop
She'll drool
One sip of acrimonium
And then she will change
Boy, oh boy, her full disclosure's
Gonna be strange!

COMPANY:
Full disclosure

MORTICIA:
What a moment of pride

COMPANY:
La la la la

GOMEZ:
Now our eldest child can share what's inside

COMPANY:
La la la la

GOMEZ & MORTICIA:
Full disclosure, she's got nothing to hide

COMPANY:
Hooray for full...

PUGSLEY:
Noooo!!!