What’s a Hootenanny

[STABBY]
Daddy! Hey daddleton!

[DURPLETON]
Yes son?

[STABBY]
I've got a question for you, please, just one!

[DURPLETON]
Go on, ask me anything

[STABBY]
Okay then daddy, what's a Hootenanny

[DURPLETON]
A Hootenanny?

[STABBY]
Yes, because I've never been to one before!

[DURPLETON]
Oh son! My sonnleton, you won't believe your eyes
I really wanna tell you, but I'll keep it a surprise...

[COLDTAURS]
So cold! (Breathe in a bag!)
So cold! (Breathe in a bag!)
We're off to the Hootenanny and that makes us slightly less sad!

[MUSKOXTAUR]
Our fave Hootenanny's traditions arе

[NARWHALTAUR]
Hat making

[WALRUSTAUR]
Snow golf

[PUFFINTAUR]
And carols with kittentaurs!

[COLDTAURS]
And this could be the lеast stressful one that we've ever had

[MUSKOXTAUR]
All hail Glendale!

[MOLETAURS]
Holes...

[JUDGE JACKET]
What's a Hootenanny without a moletaur puddin' pie?

[MOLETAURS]
It's delicious and moist

[JUDGE JACKET & GOPHERTAUR]
Ooh, and the gophertaurs make a pretty good queso

[MOLETAURS]
A side dish that's equally moist

[JUDGE JACKET]
Moletaurs have great taste in food
Probably to make up for their lack of eyes

[JUDGE JACKET & GOPHERTAUR]
But if they cook a Hootenanny dinner
Don't expect them to clean or put anything away though

[MOLETAURS]
I mean, that's only fair, right?
Moist

[TREE SHAMANS]
We've got mixed feelings 'bout Hootenannies
It's the time of year when they hang shiny stuff on trees
I get you're being festive, not trying to do harm
But you basically hang garbage on our arms
It's just obnoxious

[BIRDTAURS]
Caw, ca-caw caw caw!

[CRANDY]
Hey all!

[BIRDTAURS]
Like! Like!

[CRANDY]
There's a Hootenanny happenin'
It's gonna be a star-studded night!

[MOUTHPIECE]
We've called...

[MESSAGE BIRD]
Winky face!

[MOUTHPIECE]
All the birdtaurs here in Centaurworld
Reminding them to repost and like!

[BIRDTAURS]
And at the heart of each Hootenanny
Is a message of goodwill and love
We should share... on every social media platform we have!

[MOUTHPIECE, spoken]
B-T-Dubs, guys, where's Bayden?

[HORSETAURS]
Hootenanny! Hootenanny!

[MALANGELLA, spoken]
What a privilege!

[GLITTER CATS]
Meowy, meowy

[HORSETAURS]
Hootenanny! Hootenanny!

[WHALETAUR SHAMAN]
From the seas up to the land, we cannot wait to
All celebrate true unity
In good old centaur Hootenanny style

[MERTAURS]
Because you know it's really been a while

[STABBY, spoken]
Okay, dad- hey daddleton?
I-I've been hearing snippets of what these a... a Hootenanny is, and I think I'm... even more confused than I was when I first asked the question
They all seem to be singing about completely unrelated tangents and details...
Frankly, I've lost interest in the topic entirely

[DURPLETON, spoken]
Mmmmmm.... Okay! I can't hold it in any more!
I'm gonna tell you what a Hootenanny is, okay Stabby?

[STABBY, spoken]
Really, dad, uh

[DURPLETON]
A Hootenanny's when all centaurs shave their body hair
And some of them start rollerskating while they bob for pears
And then the whole time, there's like, this creepy old guy watching from the corner
He's eating cheese sauce by itself while playing a recorder

[STABBY, spoken]
Okay, well, are there presents at least?

[DURPLETON, spoken]
Of course, son, we're not savages

[DURPLETON]
And that's a Hootenanny

[STABBY, spoken]
Oh. Thanks, dad